Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter I would go to that movie.
That awkward moment when you know a word in...
maghrabies: my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk...– Maurice Switzer (via kari-shma)
myspacedotcom: letshavehairsex: mcrshavedmywife: a group of thirteen year olds wearing adventure time shirts and converse walk through the hallways of school laughing and yelling ‘come at me bro’ at people who pass by because they are different and random, unlike other teens I’m sorry I keep reblogging these. OMFG This is a joke, right?
I want to get into CalArts, and would give up my dreams of getting into Med School and becoming a doctor, if I only could.